Whod you bang
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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