No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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