I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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