I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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