Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
operation harelip BJ is a go
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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