Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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