THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
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I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
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When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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