google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
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Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
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Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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