Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
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And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
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His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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