Porn is love you can see.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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