Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Randomize
