Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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