They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
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They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
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Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀