I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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