I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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