we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
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yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
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She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real