There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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