Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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