Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
