i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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