Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
one two three fourrrrnication!
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
well most of my day revolves around power hour
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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