I'm really into asian looking animals
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
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i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
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Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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