It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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