just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
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It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
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no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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