ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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