brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
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do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
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i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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