the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
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Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
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Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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