The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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