Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
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It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
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Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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