My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
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If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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