The maid of honor just puked.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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