So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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