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I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
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who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
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I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
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You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
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No this is saxophone Chris
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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