That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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