I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
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apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
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Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I believe in your delicious
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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