I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
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after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
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You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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