Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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