community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
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Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
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You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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