I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
People in love make me want to vomit
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
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I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
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She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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