how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
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was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
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But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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