like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
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Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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