no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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