I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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