dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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