im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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