If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i think i have two assholes
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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