yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
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She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
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Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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