literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
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searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
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There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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