Christians are straight up FREAKS
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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