Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
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my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
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It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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