My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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