just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
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Do I have a choice?
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Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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