im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
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Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
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Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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