So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
what if I'm pregnant?
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Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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