I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
