You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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