Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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