their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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