i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
you would pick up someone in the library
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
